Well as promised, here is the Phil Smith Tribute page (more of a thank you for being the best story teller in the world!)
He is in Warwick University, and is studying: (Here is the UCAS description of his course:)
"Gaenecology with hands on experience" 65 year Full Time; Sandwich [cheese&pickle]; foreign placement scheme, with the desire to open the worlds first Irish theme brothel.
( EMAIL HIM PLEASE email@example.com)
He mailed me the other day, to enthuse at the fact that he can find my web site by typing his own name into Excite search engine! He says he's famous, I say he is bored! Still cool though
Unfortunately for all the girlies out there, I have only one, very very very small half photo of him, so here it is:
As soon as he gives me another, I will publish it, so don't throw your knickers at him just yet!