Once upon a time on a summer day in , you saw the most creature you had ever seen. Their name was , and every move made turned you on more and more. You poked your best friend and said, "Oocheeewowa, that's got to be the most body I have ever seen!". Suddenly, looked over in your direction and started walking right towards you. said, "I noticed you looking at me. I just had to tell you that I think your are so , and I was wondering if you'd like to go to with me and ?". With a big grin from ear to ear you said, " " and went with them. When you finally got to , moved closer to you, and while holding your hands, gave you the biggest snog ever. The two of you were passionately kissing, when you felt a smack you on the back of the head. You opened your eyes to find out it was all a dream, but there was a note left next to your bed, and it said: